It ain't easy being a clown.

You have no idea of the horrors in my head... (click on image for source).

Name? Clown Around

What are you dealing with right now?  I am soaked in despair

Pour it all out. Everything. You may even feel better for it.

Hi Life is a game,

Thanks for listening to my despair!

Well it's like this... some little so and so kid came up to me at a party the other day and said to me, "you're not a clown's nuts"...

I felt like saying, "what did you say you little bastard?" but, as you can appreciate, that's not exactly what is expected of a clown at a kids party!

I'm mortified! Horrified! 

My mortified look. I'm really quite famous for this one. (click image for source)

Despair and Anst, I can assure you that I've got nut's..!

What will the Hottie women clowns think of me if that get's back to the office?

To make matters worse a little girl then shouted that my nose wasn't big enough to be a clown! That makes me sad.

My sad face. I'm quite proud of my sad face capabilities - but in this case, the sad look is for real. (click image for source)

What can I do to win back my reputation?

Everyday I am filled with despair!
Please help!!!!

kind regards

Clown Around  :(

How often are you gripped by angst, despair or most horribly, both?
Everyday