As i sit here pondering all that is, all that was, and all that will be, i am torn between a Hard Determinist philosophical outlook and the sobering potential for Free Will to be the driving factor underlying human activity. And it's wrecking my attempts at global domination.
What are you dealing with right now? I am soaked in despair
OK big boy. It seems you have something on your mind. Share it with us and maybe you'll come to terms with your worrying thoughts...
Hi Life is a Game,
So sorry to bother you dear chaps but it does appear that i have reached something of a crossroads in my attempts at world domination. While mystery and secrecy have been the hallmarks of my efforts to date, the fact remains that it seems my shadowy cabal just aren't cutting the custard, as they say. The New World Order will require rulers and managers and sublings to run it - so I'm opening the door to those who want an early "in", as one would say, and asking for a little help and support from your legions of readers. To all you humans of the Great Unwashed, consider this - join with me today, and your support could place you and your seed at the top of the human food chain for the next eon of generations. Now i would say that's quite an offer...
My psych analyst tells me that sharing is caring, so here's a little peek into my mind.
My days are spent bouncing around the world's major capitals, meeting with bankers, politicians, billionaires and those quiet fellows who manage to shout out quite loud without ever needing to raise their voice. These meetings are obviously closed affairs, and all who attend are careful to retain the veil of secrecy.
And bow before my true greatness, when you realise that I've managed to get Google to name their year-end round-up "Zeitgeist"... And they charge people for advertising, while giving me the biggest advert in the online world for FREE! Truly, you humans leave my jaw sore from laughter.
However, there are genuine opportunities for advancement for those females of the human race who are willing to offer their services in the repopulation of the Neanderthal across the face of the earth. You see, i cannot bring my forefathers back from the dead without more than a few wombs to gestate them in. That's where you females have a chance to make history. I've managed to get the scientific community sufficiently excited about Neanderthal genes and DNA and the like, that word is getting around of the possibility of cloning a Neanderthal. Little do they know that they are doing my work for me.
You are merely human, dear reader, so I will clarify what it is that brings me to despair in amongst all my good efforts... It's the thought that I have to utilise those awfully gangly, soft and hairless women of yours to achieve my ends. What am I to do?